Women Wetting Themself

Everything you ever needed to know, I learned from my mom ...

taught me to APPRECIATE A
JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill, do it outside! I just finished cleaning! "

taught me RELIGION

'better pray that will come out of the carpet! "

He taught me LOGIC
'Because I said so! Therefore ... period! "

I taught
PREDICT THE FUTURE 'Always wear clean underwear and complete, so if you have an accident. "

taught me
IRONY 'Keep crying and I'll give you a real reason to mourn. "

I taught BE THRIFTY
'Save the tears for when I die! "

taught me
OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat! "

taught me twitching
'Look at the dirt you have on your neck! Roll over! "

taught me strength and will
'You'll sit there until you eat everything. "

taught me
WEATHER "It looks like a hurricane went through your room!"

taught me MESURE
'I told you a million times that you are not exaggerated! "

taught me LIFE CYCLE
'I brought you into this world, and I can take it! "

taught me TO CHANGE BEHAVIOR PATTERNS
'Stop acting like your father! "

taught me
ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who do not have a mom as wonderful as yours!"

I taught ventriloquism
'Do not answer me! Shut up and answer me! Why did you do? "

taught me DENTISTRY
'answer me again and I hereunto set their teeth on the wall! "

taught me
RIGHTEOUSNESS 'I'll kick right one! "

MA MI THANKS!

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MEN TO NATURAL

LECTURE

Who understands men?! How often and how many girls have asked that question throughout history. Well, the Clearance House intends to do its bit in this complex issue with the new staging: "Men in the natural: Lecture series, a comedy for this February month of love, they also feel heard and ... understood. "Men in the natural" opens in Lima on 20 February (Open Space. Avenida Balta 107. Barranco).

comedy brings a confused gender specialist, a metrosexual, an infidel, a young actor eager to succeed and a religious fanatic who will offer seven lectures to help women understand the terrible challenge of being a man in this new millennium. And men, to know themselves and identify with the characters.

Towards the end, the center will focus together on an almost philosophical analysis, the foundation of all the conferences, the object of study: the penis and its implications.

The original work belongs to Kevin Cameron Blessed (New Jersey, 1970). Recognized alternative theater circuit in New York, has participated in several productions and performances. "Men in the natural: Lecture Series" is his first work. It was released in 2005 with great success among the public and hundreds of presentations.

In Lima, the address will be delivered by well-known Diego La Hoz. The actor will play Unfaithful Manuel Gold and religious fanaticism, while Jorge Bardales embody the Metrosexual and the Young Actor. Omar Garcia will be the speaker.

Because they already expressed everything in a "monologue ...." Now they take the floor!

WARNING: the work may hurt some sensibilities, both texts as images.

OVERVIEW:

Starring:
Omar Garcia (The Speaker)
Manuel Gold (The Infidel, the Zealot Religious)
Jorge Bardales (The Metrosexual, Young Actor)

DIRECTOR: Diego La Hoz
AUTHOR: Kevin Cameron Blessed
ADAPTATION TEXT: Eduardo Adrianzén
PRODUCTION: Omar Del Aguila - Juan José Oviedo
Assistant Director: Jonathan Oliveros
GRAPHIC: Roberto Miguel Albán


season. From Friday 20 February until 4 April. (Over 16).
Days: Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Time: 9 pm.
Entry: S/.20.00 (Box Office).
Held House Clearance. Balta 107 Av. (A half block from the Oval Balta).
Information and reservations: 249-9095

NOT miss it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!