Women Wetting Themself

Everything you ever needed to know, I learned from my mom ...

taught me to APPRECIATE A
JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill, do it outside! I just finished cleaning! "

taught me RELIGION

'better pray that will come out of the carpet! "

He taught me LOGIC
'Because I said so! Therefore ... period! "

I taught
PREDICT THE FUTURE 'Always wear clean underwear and complete, so if you have an accident. "

taught me
IRONY 'Keep crying and I'll give you a real reason to mourn. "

I taught BE THRIFTY
'Save the tears for when I die! "

taught me
OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat! "

taught me twitching
'Look at the dirt you have on your neck! Roll over! "

taught me strength and will
'You'll sit there until you eat everything. "

taught me
WEATHER "It looks like a hurricane went through your room!"

taught me MESURE
'I told you a million times that you are not exaggerated! "

taught me LIFE CYCLE
'I brought you into this world, and I can take it! "

taught me TO CHANGE BEHAVIOR PATTERNS
'Stop acting like your father! "

taught me
ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who do not have a mom as wonderful as yours!"

I taught ventriloquism
'Do not answer me! Shut up and answer me! Why did you do? "

taught me DENTISTRY
'answer me again and I hereunto set their teeth on the wall! "

taught me
RIGHTEOUSNESS 'I'll kick right one! "

MA MI THANKS!

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